i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
- white person: 9/11 was done by muslims, all muslims are terrorists, they need to get out of my country
- me: But...not all muslims did the act so you shouldn't blame all muslims
- white person: What ever, they all wear the same types of clothes as Bin Laden and are from that same country and the same color
- me: Ok so you're probably on your way to shoot innocent kids in school huh
- white person: Noooo, that was one white person, you can't say all white people did the act when it was one person and that one person had mental issues
- me: may god shine some light on you to burn that ignorance right out of your ass bye
have you ever had british food like damn no wonder they wanted to steal the world’s spices